"In my opinion, Schlank means Schlank
in any language!"
If the counter here worked, you'd see that
People think so too!
Hi! Nice day for a cruise through the internet, don't you think? I
really think that this "surfing the internet" thing is going
a little too far!
Case in point, my friend comes over and wants to see the WORLD WIDE
WEB because she saw a cute commercial about yet another on-line service.
Well, at 14.4K it just wasn't impressive at all! "Surf the internet?"
It should be"Tread Water in the Internet and wait for all
the inline graphics to load!!"
If they want it good and cheap, then it won't come fast.
If they want it good and fast, it won't be cheap.
And if they want it cheap and fast, it won't be good!
Are you lonely, single, and looking for someone to meet
Tired of the expensive bar scene, singles ads, and outrageous telephone
bills from excessive use of 900/976 services
Why not try
?
You could meet someone special, make a friend, or at the
very least, get a good laugh!
Plus -- ITS ABSOLUTELY FREE!!
Yes! It's true!!
Why would I lie?
The Louis Prima Page is a-coming! Wanna SNEAK
PEEK?
Our mystery guest star of the week is very cute!
If you can tell me what her name is, you could win a prize.
But then again, you might not!
This page is the home to the Dough Heads, an absurdist/nihilistic/misunderstood/pseudo-folk
singin' group! Check out the meloudous sounds of the DOUGH
HEADS!!!!!
* NEW Jan 15, 1999 *
-- Lyrics to Armageddon and a sample of "Arizona"!
Have a taste of the Del Sol and you'll never be thirsty
again.
(O.k., what I really want to do is make commercials. Think of it, you
have thirty seconds to tell a story and affect litterally millions of people
-- unless they change the channel!)
If you're really bored, you can listen to me whistle the theme to the
Andy Griffith Show (200k/wav)
And
if you really need something to occupy your time, you can download my short
(756kb) movie -- "Handy, the Hitman!"
It's an exciting cinematic extravaganza! In just 45-seconds, experience
romance, comedy, drama, and gratuitous violence!
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And
if you really need something to occupy your time, you can download my short
(756kb) movie -- "Handy, the Hitman!"
It's an exciting cinematic extravaganza! In just 45-seconds, experience
romance, comedy, drama, and gratuitous violence!