MOVIE OF THE WEEK!
(if you watch the space above long enough, the movie will
play. It's an animated gif.)
Handy, the hitman!
This movie has been rated [ B ] for baloney on the SEFAWM*
(Schlankville edible foods and watchable movie) scale. It contains light
kissing, and plenty of wholesome violence. It should not be viewed by the
following:
Paranoid people who think that their hands have minds of their own
Anyone who has power in the entertainment industry that could possibly
get me a job doing anything, who would judge me by this short, cheap-o
film that I made in about 45 seconds
Anyone who might take this seriously
If you prefer to see the movie in AVI, you should have the following:
A x86 IBM PC or compatible
Windows 3.x or higher
A monitor, keyboard, mouse.
A hard drive with at least 3MB free space
Microsoft Video for Windows
A girl/boyfriend to watch the movie with.
If you have a MAC, I don't know what your requirements are, so I would
suggest:
Letting me know so I can post it here,
Buying a PC (and no, a Mac is not a PC!!!) or
Setting me up on a blind date! (Well, I had to try! It's hard meeting
people in LA) :)
You have these choices today:
Clicking here if your browser can can display
.avi's.
Or, if you want to wait (and your browser supports it), look at the
bottom of the page and the movie will eventually load.
OR you can download it compressed if you want to watch it later. You
won't hurt my feelings if you do....
If you can handle all that (or if you'd like to ignore
it and take your chances) Just click the picture to download "Handy,
the hitman!"
This is a compressed ZIP file, so you need some kind of extraction
or decompression tool to view it. It used to be a self-extracting zipfile,
but some Mac users were having some trouble so I just zipped it.
Please enjoy the movie!
For more information about the SEFAWM scale, please click here
or you can write directly to the webmaster@schlankville.com
